STEVE MCMANUS: SECRETS REVEALED
Ugochi Ihenatu, Writer
April 11, 2012
Filed under Community
The integration of newly appointed Upper School principal Steve McManus has been a smooth one. His friendly disposition and good humor have helped him form trust among students and faculty alike. Even his tenth grade history students praise him copiously for easy-to-understand and direct teaching skills. However, McManus has surreptitiously slithered into the heart of the Friends School community with selfish and bizarre objections. McManus was born in Germany in the busy city of Heidelberg. He attended Georgetown University, graduating with a Bachelor of Science degree in Foreign Service. He later moved on to Towson University and Loyola University to pursue higher degrees in education. Between those years he served in the Peace Corps as a volunteer stationed in the francophone country of Senegal, where he honed his French speaking skills and discovered the mind-altering uncharted element called vibranium, native only to a small, rural part of Senegal. Since his discovery of this rare substance, he has mastered the ability to manipulate the minds and wills of others in order to take over the Friends School, then the Greater Baltimore-Washington area, and then the world. By using an unknown device containing vibranium developed in Senegal, McManus is able to control other people with just the click of a button. After converting the entire Friends Upper School faculty to his cause, he’s currently in the process of building an army of students to aid him in his duplicitous plans. Please be alert. If any teacher asks you to meet with him or her privately, please call the hotline below. They may be trying to gain control of your mind. If you see someone acting strangely, or performing acts they would otherwise not do, DO NOT APPROACH but call the hotline below. They are most likely carrying out the plans of McManus. The CIA, SIS (MI6), Interpol, and countless other international intelligence organizations are currently investigating this case.